My thoughts on De Klassieker (Explicit)

In Schroder’s Thoughts, AjaxDaily writer Lukas Schroder reviews the last week from the perspective of a somewhat cynical Ajax-fan. New pieces will come out every wednesday.

I’m in the middle of my test week at university, so I couldn’t construct these thoughts into a coherent story. I’m truly sorry. Anyway, here is an exclusive insight into my mind when I watch Ajax – Feyenoord, slightly uncensored and straightly copied from my notepad on my phone.

  • Okay, let’s do this. Excited. 
  • This. Is. Amazing. Gudelj injured. Serves him right for blocking me on Twitter. (he did, actually, after I mentioned him in a rant after he started against Celta. If you want to block me as well, my name is @LukasSchroder.)
  • El Ahmadi is going to be send off. Heard it here first. (when he kicked Dolberg after 25 seconds)
  • Traore is so incredibly not a*sed. Again. It’s so unbelievably annoying to see him not give a sh*t.
  • I always wonder why El Ahmadi can kick everyone because he’s passionate, but Traore is gross when he makes a slightly late tackle. Double standards.
  • Dolberg has to ask Messi for some naps under his shoes. He is on his ass for the majority of three games now.
  • NO SINKGRAVEN NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE… NO.
  • I love Onana.
  • The football hipsters on Twitter think Sinkgraven is having a good game. Must be missing some exPG or whatever myself.
  • Bertrand should be substituted.
  • As long as it’s not for El Ghazi.
  • Feyenoord is getting so many chances now it’s a matter of time before we score.
  • How come Davinson always is our best player? He is unreal.
  • KASPER YES KASPER I LOVE YOU KASPER WITH THOSE AMAZING MESSISHOES I LOVE YOU
  • There’s no better sound in the world than a silent Kuip.
  • Look at us being the better team this half. Feyenoord should be scoring in no time then.
  • If we win this, I’m gonna replay the Kuyt-interview until eternity.
  • Great, El Ghazi coming. (sarcasticly)
  • Great, Traore staying on. (sarcasticly)
  • F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*cking sh*t team
  • You have one f*cking job.
  • Football hipsters uniting because Dijks got beaten by Kuyt there. As if, in holy hell, Sinkgraven would get that.
  • Jorgensen is just kicking Veltman there. But yeah. Passion.
  • At half time, I’d love this. Now? Sh*t result.
  • Now we’re only going to end 18 points above them in May.

So yeah. I’m going to get back to learning about some Greeks and Romans. Next week I will be back with some paragraphs. And probably no cursewords. Or maybe. I don’t f*cking know.

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Written by Lukas Schroder

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Lukas writes every Wednesday for AjaxDaily. His love for Ajax is only transcended by his hate for Nemanja Gudelj. Got called 'The worst writer of all time' on Twitter once. Wears that like a badge.

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